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Poison Demotivational Poster


TAGS: poison hate grudge
Rating: 4.69/5

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Hannor32 - August 10, 2012, 4:23 pm
vilnius - July 8, 2012, 6:51 pm

ALCOHOL IS POISON - I drink it because there are things inside me I have to kill ...

TAGS: charlie sheen alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.68/5

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Budog - June 19, 2012, 8:23 pm
I'll drink to that, works for me...
maoworks2 - June 19, 2012, 5:39 pm
Good To Think About,Next Drink.

ALCOHOL IS POISON. - Alcohol is poison, and I drink poison because there are things inside of me that need to die.

TAGS: alcohol is poison
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - July 27, 2013, 8:49 am
Geez, how'd I miss this? Good'n nic, really good.
falloutghoul - March 7, 2013, 10:48 pm
Like your liver!


TAGS: pzy smile enemy poison drink
Rating: 4.71/5

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CloudchaserS - September 23, 2011, 5:11 am
30 years from now, that movie will still be funny *tailwags*
gas - September 22, 2011, 1:13 pm
the princess bride? I thought the same xD
CloudchaserS - September 22, 2011, 11:39 am
I challenge you to a battle of wits. One of these glasses has poison in it.


TAGS: poison water pond fill time
Rating: 4.46/5

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Shottyz - December 6, 2010, 9:14 pm
Well Said
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:34 pm
Nice one.

ORGANICS - Ya see what happens without pesticides?

TAGS: poison fruit monster pesticides evil
Rating: 3.68/5

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djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 12:55 pm
I sure can imagine something to do with Eve in Eden...
djinnyf - April 30, 2011, 12:55 pm
I sure can imagine something to do with Eve in Eden...

LOVELESS - The Unquenchable thirst and the Insatiable hunger. The Unrelenting pain and the Incurable scar. This isn't living, it's waiting to die.

GLAM ROCK - A little Poison is good for you every now and then.

TAGS: poison glam rock
Rating: 2.48/5

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Agamemnon218 - August 18, 2008, 11:59 am
Not sure about that, but I'm pretty sure that C.C.'s liver and kidneys are about 97years old by now!
aPauling - August 18, 2008, 10:26 am
Is this picture from a Geritol commercial?

MUSHROOMS - All are edible, some of them, only one time.

TAGS: mushrooms poison death
Rating: 3.32/5

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bobbus - May 28, 2011, 10:10 pm
Lol, Amanita Muscaria, like most of the over 600 species this mushroom isn't very poisonous. About 15 CAPS(!) is a lethal dose. Deathcaps are very very deadly though...
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:48 am
amanita muscaria, just a pinch'll do ya. But eating any amanitas is a bad idea even if its not amanita virosa (the death cap/destroying angel
Zephyram - October 1, 2009, 9:07 pm
Actually, that's not a deathcap. It's a fly agaric. It'll make you trip balls.


Mr Yuk -

TAGS: medicinal call poison control overdose
Rating: 4.86/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2014, 11:06 am
And a very big bag of Chex Party Mix! .... So I've heard.
ughomer - May 2, 2014, 10:27 am
A huge 5-Lions on this, Ism!
Cannabal - April 30, 2014, 9:44 pm
I need 10 slices of pepperoni, 5stat! Or 30 minutes, whatever works, man.


TAGS: junechallenge name your poison
Rating: 4.53/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:01 am


TAGS: aggy roast name your poison
Rating: 4.29/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:30 pm
Like nobody on this planet, Cubby!
Cubbybear - June 8, 2010, 9:28 pm
Can I pick them or what?
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:22 pm
And now, I call it foreplay, too.

YUKA KAZAMI - This is the woman Poison Ivy wakes up every morning wanting to be.

TAGS: yuka kazami poison ivy touhou batman
Rating: 2.29/5

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MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 7:56 pm
... What does Nicole Kidman have to do with plants and/or flowers, seriously?
agdaniele - May 28, 2010, 7:49 pm
Ha ha ha! I know, right? Everytime I see Nicole Kidman, I'm like "she WISHES that she was half as amsome as Yuka!"
Anything - May 28, 2010, 6:11 pm
or the one who cheated on the Boss Egg's wife.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 3:32 pm
Well, it was a bit burnt...or a typo. :)
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 3:31 pm
Ah, yes, Jake. What exactly is a "fired egg"? A pod of life that lost its job?
CpnKangaroo - May 28, 2010, 3:06 pm
Almost peed my pants looking at jakes
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 1:35 pm
... Carry on.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:32 pm
Oh, but FYI, any poster may be turned into a chat room at will. For proof, see poster # 59558. Have an amsome day!
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 1:28 pm
@MissRed: Why? To actually win. Poison Ivy has had her green @$$ kicked by Batman so many times, while Yuka is canonically undefeated. @everyone else: OK, fine, stop spamming here, please. Thanks in advance.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 1:24 pm
I love Spam! As a matter of fact, I'm having Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, Spam, fired eggs and Spam!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 1:23 pm
You forgot the magic word...
MidbossVyers - May 28, 2010, 1:21 pm
@MissRed: Teeny-bopper? ... Actually, Yuka is considered one of the older youkai of Touhou. @everyone else: Spam on your own boards!
Ed-Hyde - May 28, 2010, 12:30 pm
BUTTERCUPS!!! I'm okay with randomly yelling.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:24 pm
Applesauce! Are we just yelling things out now? Fun! I love this game!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:22 pm
Butterflies, dammit!
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:19 pm
Oh you and your optimism!
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:15 pm
Hopefully low ratings will lead to improvement...
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:13 pm
Oh, ok whew! Didn't want to go against protocol.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:11 pm
LoL It's not official. I just got tired of hearing the bitching.
R.S.Jake - May 28, 2010, 12:08 pm
We were supposed to let anime poster through? My bad :D I must have not read that memo carefully.
thatonechick - May 28, 2010, 12:05 pm
Does anybody understand why we were so tight with anime posters before? Can I stop approving this stuff yet? I even LIKE anime.
MissRed - May 28, 2010, 11:57 am
I'm sorry but last I checked no one wanted to go from a smokein' hot REDHEAD to a lime green teeny bopper. Sorry folks but 2L for good art only. Keep trying though please!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 28, 2010, 11:40 am
Anime Bad! 1L


TAGS: poison retard assassins window licker
Rating: 4.61/5

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pzykosiz - September 22, 2010, 3:15 am
cruelty at its finest. 5l's
Reality Lord - September 21, 2010, 7:19 pm

not the first one made just the first one posted. this dude bangs out quality and needs no sympathy vote hammy.
Faceplant31 - September 21, 2010, 6:21 pm
god that makes me feel dirty.
Hawamleh - September 21, 2010, 6:18 pm
First Moti To be Conceived In Hammy's Place. Automatic 5ls from me.


TAGS: name your poison challenge
Rating: 3.75/5

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agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:38 pm
Poetically haunting.

BEAUTIFUL - Yet deadly and full of poison. Just like my ex-wife.

EX-WIFE - Every rose has its thorn.... Some have more than others

DEATHS - Some are better then others

SEAL TEAM SIX - For the love of GOD.. EXTRACT Nick Cannon! can't you recognise an AMERICAN CITIZEN being held against their "WILL"




TAGS: poison death cubby
Rating: 4.5/5

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Krissie - June 25, 2011, 8:24 pm
*flies back in chair*...(YES, I did)...5l's for scaring the crap out of me!


IT'S DOESN'T MATTER - The water is poisoned.

TAGS: water poisoned
Rating: 1.85/5

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Person - December 23, 2008, 10:58 am
Half Empty or Half Full mean the same thing anyway, who cares.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 14, 2008, 12:26 am
If this pic looks anything like the beer you drink, someone's doing you a solid by getting rid of it.
Nex Demise - August 13, 2008, 4:43 pm
some people say the glass is half-empty , some that half full , but im just wondering WHO THE FUCK IS DRINKING MY BEER!

RIP BRETT MICHAELS - And good luck explaining Unskinny Bop to the big guy.

TAGS: i guess the poison finally caught up to him
Rating: 1.73/5

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Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 1:34 pm
Whatever floats your boat buddy. I like long walks on the beach, bacon, nice ladies, beer and a bit of cannibalism when the time is right.
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 1:31 pm
I don't have testicle cancer yet but I do have a testicle fetish if that's what you're asking and what you're into f.p.31.
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
Wow R.S. now you're just making me feel bad. Ok I'm alright now. Durrrrr.
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 1:24 pm
@ Jake- ROR! @ Raisin - Really? Thats terrible... do you have testicular and colon cancer too. If so start a topic in the forum and we can all talk about it.
R.S.Jake - April 28, 2010, 1:19 pm
Faceplant, you owe me 20 bucks! I told you!
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 1:16 pm
Thanks for making fun of the handicapped. And for the record I am retarted.
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 1:10 pm
You are retarded! Make a BS poster and then comment on it like someone else created it? I don't think your humor is in question, it might be funny if it were true but its not. All that aside 1L
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 1:03 pm
Because I have really bad taste in humour.
Faceplant31 - April 28, 2010, 12:58 pm
As of yesterday he had a set back in his recovery but didn't die so why make this poster?
deadraisin - April 28, 2010, 12:45 pm
What? He's dead? I call dibs on his bandana.

The soulmate of my dreams -

TAGS: soulmate sporre poison love radka
Rating: 5/5

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maoworks2 - January 9, 2014, 8:40 am

Be Careful -

Labeled Poisonous Foods -

TAGS: monsanto produce poisonous foods delicious
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 14, 2013, 3:15 am
You basically summed up my whole conspiracy in one sentence. 5L on your comment, lol.
Rudedog - May 14, 2013, 12:19 am
Cause we own the politicians, and therefore we own you idiots that electing them. Sincerely Monsanto

NAME YOUR POISON-STAR TREK STYLE - Yo quiero Pyrillian Grub Worm Soufflé!

TAGS: name your poison star trek
Rating: 4.22/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 28, 2016, 8:47 am
Does the black tar that killed Sacha in Next Gen count? Not my favorite episode.

HM, THIS LOOKS BAD - Poison, you find it everywhere!

dialect -

TAGS: poison language
Rating: 5/5

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katebates31 - August 14, 2015, 11:40 am
I have been told I have an acid tongue, a spicy tongue, by folks trying to be kind,ha-ha. Like yr Poison Tongue
mizzdizz - January 12, 2015, 4:47 pm
Thanks, Sho! My goth side has been craving some of you're fabulous creepiness for a couple of days. I tried, but my efforts keep falling flat. 5 very happy goth lions!